Dumbledore dies in the last Harry Potter!

Ok, now that I’ve gotten your attention, it’s time for some more serious matters. It has been confirmed today, that everyone, yes, EVERYONE, wants to be ninja. There have been those who denied such claims, saying that they wouldn’t want to be ninja. Unfortunately, the overwhelming guilt caused by telling such a blatant lie eventually destroyed them, turning them into mindless zombies. It’s true. I’d never lie about that.

So, what does this mean? Ninja really are the greatest. I mean, everyone wants to be one. Everyone. You might not even know it, but subconsciously, you wish that you were on a dangerous mission at this very moment, wearing those 1337 garbs everyone loves.

Hey all,

Welcome to The Ninja Blog. My name’s Daniel, and I’ll be your host for today. Some of you may be wondering what this site is about, as I’m sure the title and description doesn’t give it away. That is why I created a simple About page explaining the existence of this website and offering an idea of what’s to come. This page can be accessed through the top navigation bar.

Done reading the about page? Good. Now, I expect that you will continue to visit this site, which will soon become awesome, much like the number 1337. Epic Phailure to do so may result in an unfortunate event. Remember, we’re everywhere.

BEWARE.