Dumbledore dies in the last Harry Potter!

Ok, now that I’ve gotten your attention, it’s time for some more serious matters. It has been confirmed today, that everyone, yes, EVERYONE, wants to be ninja. There have been those who denied such claims, saying that they wouldn’t want to be ninja. Unfortunately, the overwhelming guilt caused by telling such a blatant lie eventually destroyed them, turning them into mindless zombies. It’s true. I’d never lie about that.

So, what does this mean? Ninja really are the greatest. I mean, everyone wants to be one. Everyone. You might not even know it, but subconsciously, you wish that you were on a dangerous mission at this very moment, wearing those 1337 garbs everyone loves.